Metamorphosis

In case you don't know, metamorphosis is the term they use to describe changes between the life stages of insects. For example, a butterfly metamorphosizes from a pupa to an imago (adult).

But you know, human beings have life stages too. Stage one is birth; stage two is school; stage three, puberty; stage four, university; stage five, work; stage six, marriage; stage six, retirement; and stage seven, death.

So I'm metamorphosizing. Kinda like Transformers, except theirs is mechamorphosis.

Funny, I don't feel any different.